Your access to and use of the Service is conditional on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service of course.
When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate. It should also be complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms. Of course, this may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.
You are obviously responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service. Also for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.
You also must agree not to disclose your password to any third party. Furthermore, you must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.
The Service and its original content, features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of UK Wit and its licensors.
Links To Other Web Sites
Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by UK Wit.
UK Wit obviously has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content of third party websites. This also applies to their privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that UK Wit shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.
We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions of any third-party web sites or services that you visit. We also suggest you read their privacy policies too.
We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.
We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.
Although you may join the UK Wit Network and use the services, there are certain limitations. Obviously, the main point is that you must remain legal while you join or use our services. Of course you agree to act responsible while you use our services as well.
01) Firstly, you must only use the services according to your membership status.
02) All posts on the UK Wit Network must not involve hatred in any form towards groups or individuals.
03) We don’t allow porn on the network, but legal adult images and videos are acceptable. Likewise, we don’t allow links to porn.
04) We also don’t allow extreme images or videos. Indeed, we don’t allow links to them either.
05) Stay legal and lawful while you have fun. But stay clear of hatred towards others and certainly no inciting violence.
The above guidelines are common sense, however are not limiting the site to just those. With this in mind, please note our Termination Policy in the paragraph above this one.
In brief, your use of the Service is at your sole risk. Moreover, the Service is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. The Service is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied. This also includes, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.
In effect, these Terms shall come under and in accordance with the laws of Luxembourg. Also, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service. They also supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.
Changes To The Terms And Conditions
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion of course, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material, we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change is obviously at our sole discretion.
By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you are obviously agreeing to the revised terms. Therefore, if you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us without delay.
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Last updated: May 2019